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JUST DO IT (not a nike knife) KNIFE - swoosh satanic ritual blade lil nas

$ 351.99

Availability: 100 in stock
  • All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
  • Medium: Wood

    Description

    JUST DO IT (not a nike knife) KNIFE - swoosh sharp blade, wood handle, lil nas & satan approved.
    JUST DO IT SATANIC RITUAL KNIFE
    This knife is a prototype made by Satanic artist, friend & of Church of Satan founder Anton LaVey and a co-creator of The Satanic Temple - Shane Bugbee.
    I want to offer this knife for sale, NOW. I know that when the magic of this JUST DO IT knife is unleashed, LILNAS will be free.
    Shane was recently hired on as a political consultant and involved in a ritual curse on the USA election and Donald Trump for the IXNAY PAC.
    As you know, that curse worked, maybe too well.
    Beware, this is a real and official Satanic ritual knife, charged by a person with a direct line to Satan themself.
    This is similar to the Boline Crescent Dagger used by witches since before time existed.
    This Satanic Ritual Knife has been in production for the last 6 months.
    My Brother Shane sent this to me a few weeks ago as a gift.
    He’s produced 6 other JUST DO IT KNIVES for an art show coming up this November in Chicago.
    What Would Satan Do?
    They’d JUST DO IT!
    It’s true, free will is a scam. Impulse is where life lives, the snake thrives and Satan smiles!
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